Calling all rock stars

I'm ready to start a new band, and man is it difficult to find normal people. Anyone know a singer, bassist, and/or drummer? Qualifications are that they don't take themselves too seriously or have an uncontrollable ego, they are willing to practice once or twice a week, and most importantly, that they are sane. Most of the posters on craiglist are nuts in one way or another, just some of them hide it better than others.

Extra points for someone near the T with a basement...